an absolute retard who spends most or all of his time on a netgame or forum, acting dumb and irrational.
Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so.
Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely.
Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.
noob: LAWLAWLAWLAWL I PWN JOO!!!!!1!!!1111ONE!!
person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing
(look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)
A common word refering to new players on video games, online websites, ect; generally used by people that eat balled cheetos and whack off to World of Warcraft.
An appropriate, yet annoying way of saying "newbie" in reference to someone who is an unexperienced and unskilled gamer. Most often used by people who have nothing better to do than play video or computer games for most of their pathetic lives, and are offended by the overconfidence of unproven new comers. "Noob" is a popular word in gamer language. In some instances, exceptionally bad players may be referred to as "boon" or "nub" (but only in rare, extreme cases)