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an absolute retard who spends most or all of his time on a netgame or forum, acting dumb and irrational.
Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so.
Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely.
Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.
noob: LAWLAWLAWLAWL I PWN JOO!!!!!1!!!1111ONE!!
person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing

(look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)
noob by kingofcupcakes September 9, 2007
A common word refering to new players on video games, online websites, ect; generally used by people that eat balled cheetos and whack off to World of Warcraft.
(Two guys playing W.O.W.)

Guy 2: "Alright! We just pwned that dragon mate"

Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Hey. I'll brb. I'm gonna get some cheetos"

Guy 2: "....Noob"
noob by J.A.T & A.J.P November 8, 2009
People who are either new to a game or comptely suck at it.
On counter-strike when some1's score has more then a 1-2 kill death ratio then are a noob! example of that would be, 1kill and 30deaths.
noob by DukeXRion September 4, 2007
Noob is a word meaning lack of experience.
Noobs often go by the name kelly.
They also like to say anal alot.
Eg of wat a noob would say:
"Hey cloe, wanna have anal on the kamakazi?"
Noob by lolz2286 December 10, 2007
Noob is my favorite MK fighter. I win every time with him.
Noob by Chevez September 30, 2007
An appropriate, yet annoying way of saying "newbie" in reference to someone who is an unexperienced and unskilled gamer. Most often used by people who have nothing better to do than play video or computer games for most of their pathetic lives, and are offended by the overconfidence of unproven new comers. "Noob" is a popular word in gamer language. In some instances, exceptionally bad players may be referred to as "boon" or "nub" (but only in rare, extreme cases)
(after getting killed) "you stupid noob!"
or "KTHX PWNED, STFY GFY... NOOB."
or "Damn, AYOUNG is a fucking NOOB dude"
noob by barberino July 16, 2008