When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
by jbird1 July 30, 2011
When you come out on the wrong end of a deal or situation. A situation that is definitely not in your favor. Kind of like having an old man molest you in the shower.
Man I just got a letter from the IRS. Dude! they totally hit me with the Sandusky Skin Slap!! cornholed
by Wavyone January 16, 2012
When you're giving it to your girl and she's moaning loud but you dont want the landlords to be woken up, you slap her and she shuts up.
Tara and I were fuckin hard last night, someone pounded on the wall, so I gave her the ole fuck-n-slap! she shut up!
by chadzinga March 02, 2014
„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“
by ballsackpussyporn May 07, 2022
Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.
My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.
by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 02, 2016
by deejaygee February 21, 2007
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