Turd Kraw

A freshwater crawfish prized by Russians for keeping their teeth clean. Can be abbreviated to TK

Andy, what do you have in your mouth?

Nothing, man, just cleaning my teeth with a turd kraw from the river.

by Trvaveler March 22, 2025

Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 5, 2011

Turd eater

Someone who eats mother fucking turds

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 3, 2021

Turd in a punchbowl

An unwanted person a a social event.

It's how my father characterized his reception as a Catholic when visiting my mother's Baptist family in the 40's Southern Illinois. I was a welcome as a "turd in a punchbowl"

by Scott Stelmar August 1, 2025

Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

giftwrap turd

a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.

Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd

by timi kay July 28, 2023

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025