Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.

Hey look at ginger Tom Moley!

by Blackdidi February 19, 2019

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Mumkey Tom

A simple gorilla tag player, who complains every two seconds about delay

Mumkey Tom: OH FOR GOD SAKE I HATE LAG

Everyone else: Bro we just tagged you chill

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022

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Tom Felton

may have been very hot in Harry Potter

males by the name of Blake and Nolan can imitate his look

Tom Felton is another name in the industry used to teach us that temptations lose their power

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

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A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

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