Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Big Monster Here

A really big person or just someone that looks weird that you could classify as a Big Monster. And obviously they are "here" wherever you are.

you start off with a double fist tap, one on top of the other then put your finger up like: ✊✊☝️
and say "Big Monster Here" while you do it

Dude you gotta turn around and look at that guy behind you, ✊✊☝️ "Big Monster Here" "Big Monster Here

by Bearcage82 April 8, 2024

monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024

White Monster

White Monster is used by white men to vrilmaxx to the absolute maximum, and it alters their brain to the mission of annihilating {{them}}.

Eichmann: Oh ja Adolf zhis drink ist sehr gut!

Adolf: Ja, zhe amerikans call zhis "White Monster", zhough.

by KSI is wicked April 15, 2024

Dirty monster

A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.

“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”

“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”

by tainttickler47 May 9, 2024

Durr monster

A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.

"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"

by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024