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Junk Post

Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.
I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.
by FreeloaderLoser April 23, 2023
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Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.
-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.
by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019
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Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021
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POST

I tried to make our facebook page name "SoundPOST String Quartet" but Facebook said no.
by jace000 August 27, 2018
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post-noob

Post-noobs are a broad type of internet personae that emerged from the noob movement of the 1990s and 2000s, in which internet users departed from the simplicity and traditionalism of noob culture to adopt a variety of avant-garde sensibilities and diverse influences. Inspired by noobs' energy and ethic but determined to break from noob cliches, artists experimented with various media sources, novel posting, reposting and production techniques, and ideas from art and politics, including critical theory, modernist art, cinema and literature.
I thought Jack was a noob like us, but i guess he thinks he's got something better in his little post-noob scene.. Oh well, i guess if you "used to be a noob" then you never really were.
by cortats pnc December 24, 2018
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Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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Anchor posting

Anchor posting is when someone with a problematic and or controversial accounts (usually far right ) posts something on the other side of the spectrum, pandering to a more moderate thus acceptable position so their accounts won’t get banned, making the sense of the word as putting an anchor so the ship won’t detach and get lost.
“You saw his post condemning the nazi regime i thought he was a fascist himself”

“Yeah, he doesn't actually believe that, he’s just Anchor posting so his account won’t get banned this time”
by Notorius DOSO September 19, 2025
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