Muffin

muffin is officially a curse word.

Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to

"Shut the f*ck up"

by KylitoHere August 29, 2021

swag muffin peeps

Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.

Swag muffin peeps-
group of swaggy muffins

by MC_Scooty567 January 2, 2017

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

Muffin

A slang word to describe an English man or woman, called "idiot".

Here comes the muffins into the Shopping Centre.

Here comes the Muffins to spoil the Party.

by meman887 March 24, 2024

Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

by Hizzydoe June 1, 2018

Muffin

the most kind term for saying F word.

"Okay, what the muffin just happened?"

by Littlemuffinhead June 17, 2021

Organic Muffin

Definition:
1. A word used to describe Someone, Somewhere, or Something that is rude, illegit, or just plain wrong.

Example:
1. Hey! Dont be an Organic Muffin just because I forgot to give you back your pencil after class!

2. Seriously? we're going to Abercrombie and Fitch? But that place is such an Organic Muffin!

3. Yeah, my computer was being an Organic Muffin and Froze.

by Near.Extinction. December 11, 2011