moose cock

An indescribable amount of suckage.

Man, that exam sucked big hairy moose cock!!!

by dlogcher April 10, 2006

cock bottom

when you reach the lowest point possible of your sexual life.

dude i just found out that the "girl" i slept with last night really was a guy in disguise. i just hit cock bottom!

by mxrider24 March 1, 2009

cock butter

seamen.......jizz.... baby batter

Man when Randy blew all his cock butter all over Cody's face it was indeed a massacre.

by timbo356 April 9, 2007

cock wizard

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.

He is a cock wizard.

-or-

He is a wizard of the cock.

by cBURT June 22, 2008

Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

cock nacho

Wang 'N Cheese
Male Genitalia

"Joe had a big bowl of cock nachos last night."

by Badong July 31, 2003

Cock Sword

The action of using your cock as a sword.

Man1: I will stab thee with my cock sword!

Man2: Oh, lord no!

by Guy in the ATM line June 6, 2007