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Appled

Matt threw an Apple at Dave, Dave has the hand eye co-ordination of an amputee with Parkinsons, missed the catch and got Appled in the balls. Dave got a good Appling.....
by DustyDaveGotAppled October 5, 2021
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry
by Jhonny trent June 18, 2021
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Big Apple Bagels

An American franchised chain of bakery-cafes based in Deerfield, Illinois. Coffee, along with a variety of other related products are sold
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022
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Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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that's just apples

Everything will be fine; things will get better; don't worry about it. Primarily heard in Australia. Don't worry about the presentation. She'll be apples, considering how hard you've worked!
Things have felt really rocky between me and John lately." that's just apples, mate.
by DR. ARSENSTIEN October 20, 2020
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Apple

Ur moms apples 🍎 🍎 are big 🍒
by Guest1926357382872753536271991 November 29, 2022
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