Fuck Smoothie 

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give

J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly

Fuck Smoothie by Bagghagg June 4, 2021

animated smoothie

This is the word to describe an unexplainably smooth or so "correct" in your brain that you can help but watch the one animation again and again until you get the animation out of your head.

Guy 1: "You gotta watch this animated smoothie, it's gonna get stuck in your head for a while"
Guy 2: "What the hell is an animated smoothie?"
Guy 1: "Look on Urban Dictionary"

animated smoothie by B0N3KILL3R34 July 13, 2021

Coochie Smoothie 

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

Coochie Smoothie by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE 

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.

I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE by Sideways23 September 29, 2021

Dude Smoothie 

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"

Dude Smoothie by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021

Aussie Smooth Hound 

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

Aussie Smooth Hound by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021