Roll a nut log

Take a dump

Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.

by Royalz January 15, 2016

rolling one out

When someone roles their dick on the ground.

Sorry I missed your call I was rolling one out.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

fuck-a-shrug-roll

It's like the middle finger only you're thinking "fuck you" and your face convey's it as you shrug and roll your eyes.

"don't fuck-a-shrug-roll at me"

by the boss of candyland February 14, 2012

Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.

Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*

by Strangelove, Ph.D. December 2, 2011

Fruit Rolled Cock

Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.

That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

rick rolled in 2017

In which you get baited into watching Rick Astley in 2017

Jake “Man I just got rick rolled in 2017”

by wowshaka September 24, 2017

hardcore hill rolling

the act of throwing yourself down an oftentimes steep, rocky hill.
usually videotaped

brad: brosephine that was some hardcore hill rolling you just did.
chelsea: shit chea. i think i broke my arm
brad: let's put this shit on youtube so we can be on scarred

by chelsephine June 28, 2007