The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
Get the Post Infidelmug. A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
by Surlkone August 10, 2016
Get the post modern hipstermug. The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.
The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.
The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.
The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.
broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....
I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....
I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
Get the The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)mug. Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
Get the jimmy postingmug. The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
Get the Post-Coital Depressionmug. by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021
Get the Post-TVD Depressionmug. Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.
Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2024
Get the Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilistmug.