pile o' poo

take a diahhrea into a cup and spraying hairspray onto it then lighting it on fire and then when the fire stops save it. when a girl wants to give you a bj and wants to use lube, pull out your ol poo and pile it in her mouth

I was taking a nap when my girlfriend wanted to experience oral sex so I pulled it out of my sock and pile o' poo'd her.

by Grant the Hot Carl Champ January 8, 2004

having a poo at paul's

Leaving the place where you are to seek out a toilet, because you really badly need a shit and can't possibly have one in the place you are, given the available facilites

"Were did Ray go?"

"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"

by The Poo pirate January 25, 2010

Poo Bum Sniff

What my little brother calls me

You are a flipping Poo Bum Sniff!

by Face Hole Guy October 2, 2018

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W October 10, 2007

poo-tang pie

a smelly vagina meal

my girls giving me poo-tang pie for tea

by asdasbdzsjkhciu hdc March 6, 2018

The poo, part deux

You had a huge poop earlier in the day and you are certain that you wont drop a deuce for a few days. Bam, two hours later you have a poop to rival the hugeness earlier.

Where has John been?

He's been busy in the crapper with The poo, part deux

by Jank2.0 May 12, 2013

Old Fashion Poo

A clay like poo, that needs to be broken in half by a hanger to be flush. An old fashion poo is a sign of rejoice by people with irregular bowel movements.

Hey Brenda, I just took a old fashion poo!!

by Meatloaf2oo2 June 14, 2010