take a diahhrea into a cup and spraying hairspray onto it then lighting it on fire and then when the fire stops save it. when a girl wants to give you a bj and wants to use lube, pull out your ol poo and pile it in her mouth
I was taking a nap when my girlfriend wanted to experience oral sex so I pulled it out of my sock and pile o' poo'd her.
by Grant the Hot Carl Champ January 09, 2004
What my little brother calls me
by Face Hole Guy October 02, 2018
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
by Maxine W September 22, 2007
Leaving the place where you are to seek out a toilet, because you really badly need a shit and can't possibly have one in the place you are, given the available facilites
"Were did Ray go?"
"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"
"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"
by The Poo pirate January 25, 2010
by asdasbdzsjkhciu hdc March 06, 2018
A clay like poo, that needs to be broken in half by a hanger to be flush. An old fashion poo is a sign of rejoice by people with irregular bowel movements.
by Meatloaf2oo2 June 11, 2010
Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.
Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.
Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.
by Wuffageeter May 10, 2007