Swag Muffin

A girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much 'swag.' Sporty chick who wears swag often.

Example: "She only wears her AAU team swag to school. She's such a swag muffin." Example: "She is sporting a Bulls jersey today-what a swag muffin."

by CRHaize January 3, 2014

Poop Muffin

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.

Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.

by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019

Muffin

A man who is kind hearted, generous and extremely wholesome. A man that bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. He is also so comfortable in his masculinity, that he can show a softer side and has emotion intelligent.

The term ‘muffin’ can also be used in the context of generally cute things or heart warming.

EST M COOK 2024

Omg! He is so muffin

You should totally go on a date with him, he is a muffin.

He makes me a tea in bed every morning, so muffin!

by M Cook July 19, 2024

Muffin

A fat ass hoe that has a stick up her ass and lets any little dick into her vagina.

"Muffin's slut ass cant keep her fucking legs closed for her life. No wonder she always smells like tuna."

by MUFFIN.HATE.THAT.HOE. May 3, 2019

Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.

Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."

by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Muffin Man’d

Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.

Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!

Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!

by SaJ April 22, 2023