bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.

"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."

by cavefish April 20, 2009

Mr Muffin

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Have you heard of Mr Muffin, he's quite the shitposter

by adudewhowantedtogofarbutcouldn November 06, 2020

mr. muffins

Mr. Muffins is a cute and funny nickname for your partners genitals.

I wanna go down on Mr. Muffinstonight

by Johnmccarthy November 08, 2017

Mr Muffin

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...

Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!

by Elidacucumber July 01, 2024

patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

by owsky123 September 29, 2016

muffin dunk

The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.

Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.

by Bearded Superhero July 29, 2018

Muffin Snuffin

The act of eat a girl out as if its a drug you're addicted to.

"I was muffin snuffin my girlfriend last night, and she squirted in my mouth."

by Muffin_Snuffin July 10, 2019