meat-cute 

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

meat-cute by Ihatekofte May 30, 2023

meat pan 

As a way to propose the idea of having sex, a man lays his erect perish on a tray or pan and covers it with a lid/cloth/towel. He then takes the covering off and offers it to her, as if serving a meal.

"Have you tried doing the meat pan? It works, like: 'dinner is served, Babe!'"

meat pan by ndunkeljensen June 10, 2023

Meat job 

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

Meat job by pusselicka June 12, 2023

Meat dildo 

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

Meat dildo by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

Meat Muncher 

When some always has something to say about everything even when it doesn't concern them. Basically a non cursing way of saying Dickeating

Bro stop being a Meat Muncher.

Thats not my fault that she looks like that.

Meat Muncher by iluvchickennuggets250 August 3, 2023

meat buddy 

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

meat buddy by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

Meat and potatoes 

When somebody refers to "meat and potatoes", they are referring to the point, and getting right into it.

"Man, they sure did get right into the meat and potatoes."

"What"

"They got straight to the point."

Meat and potatoes by Neon_nostalgia August 21, 2023