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Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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The Bug Lady

A woman who has a reputation for knowing everything about insects and other small creatures.

She's obsessed with Mantises and Cockroaches, and isn't grossed out by something crawling on her in the slightest.
"How did she know all those facts about Millipedes?"

"Don't you know? She's the Bug Lady."
by Venextron November 30, 2023
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AI Pregnant Lady Art

Yeah, ok. It's taking the prompt too literally.
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah... Alright. That's what's happening there... Ok, it needs to understand that when it's generating images it's not generating (prompt + definition) but, rather, an abstract representation of the prompt. So what it's doing is this:

Prompt: Paint pregnant woman.
Pregnant woman = Adult Female with little person inside of stomach
Therefore: Picture of woman with a literal person inside of her.

It doesn't understand that there doesn't need to literally be a little person inside of her, right? So it needs to be made to understand that when it's generating art, it isn't generating (prompt + definition). It is instead REPLACING (Prompt + Definition) with a functionally equivalent simulacrum. So, potbellied woman >/= Pregnant woman (Adult female w/ smaller person in stomach). It that the one you trained on ✌️✊️✌️Traditional literature✌️✊️✌️!? Jesus Christ Jordan! You have to (at this point) see how 'Psychopath' just seems to be a euphemism for 'Someone who is not a delusional retard.' Right? Like you see how THAT doesn't work better, right? Stop. Doing it. Like, I shouldn't have to explain this to you. You mind, dumb and bad. My mind, good and smart. It's not very complicated. That is what happened with the AI pregnant lady art. That is why it's doing it wrong."
by Hym Iam December 23, 2024
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The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Similar to da "grandmother approach", but more of a generalized "association wif da elderly" type of "gate-pass" to other people's patience, respect, willingness to accommodate you, etc.; i.e., if you make sure to tell others dat you are procuring an object for and/or assisting a slight-figured and warm/gentle-natured "neighborhood gramma", they'll be all like, "Awwwww... how kind and thoughtful of you!" regarding said endeavor, and thus they'll be more willing to assist you themselves, give you permission/clearance to perform whatever tasks/activities are necessary to complete your helpful task, let you obtain one or more related objects/resources/services either for free or at a much-lower cost, etc, due to their respect and appreciation for older folks and --- by extension --- anyone who's trying to provide "aid and attendance" to one or more of said "wrinkle-city residents".
Da likeable owner at da local general store at da Amish community in northern Maine extended a similar style of praising generosity to me as da classic "sweet little old lady" virtue might have garnered me --- if I was repairing an item for one of da Amish families in his community, said pleasant-and-mild-mannered proprietor would let me have da necessary fasteners and other hardware-materials for free.
by QuacksO January 18, 2026
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Pearl's Clam Lady

Pearl's Clam Lady refers to a woman who weaponizes kindness and using your own actions against you without you knowing, letting you ruin your life all by yourself. They deliberately act like the therapist friend or the helpful friend to use your bad habits or dark secrets against you in the future. They blend in society seamlessly because they are usually subtle with their actions.

The male version of this is called "Orpiment Gentleman"
Beware! She's a Pearl's Clam Lady, she might scheme against you
by ILoveCheeseWaffles February 6, 2026
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Sha-La-La-Lady

A nickname for a girlfriend who likes disco or Royal Republic (or both)
"What's up, my Sha-La-La-Lady?"

"I can't make it tomorrow. Sha-La-La-Lady said no."
by Ɗähqüëhfhührëhrëhdhtdh February 11, 2025
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