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snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
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old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
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Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022
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Bread Leg

A species of bread beast that have retractable legs and scurry around when resident humans are not watching.
Person1: "Wow, did you see that Bread Leg over there!"
Person2: "Robin, you know that Bread Leg is too stealthy to be seen."
by RA3BIES September 29, 2020
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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020
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Wabby Legs

To come to point of nervousness where one cannot support themselves on their own two feet.
"On his way to the stand to give a speech, John's wabby legs got the best of him as he fell to the ground."
by babassbib2001 June 12, 2022
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legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?
by a18n October 10, 2020
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