The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.
Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
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Follower of the belief system of humanism, the religion of the politically correct world. It is understood that no one can tell another human that they are wrong for what they think and feel.
Humanist: Good God why can't you people see that the most rational and politically correct way of thinking is that of a humanist!
me: According to your belief system a human can't be wrong for what he or she feels. So were the nazis wrong for their malicious feelings towards the jews, or were the jews wrong for feeling victemized?
Humanist: I...don't...know.......
me: According to your belief system a human can't be wrong for what he or she feels. So were the nazis wrong for their malicious feelings towards the jews, or were the jews wrong for feeling victemized?
Humanist: I...don't...know.......
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This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.
The death of a college campus for a week.
This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.
The death of a college campus for a week.
Person 1: Why are all these retards running around with bandannas throwing socks?
Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.
Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.
Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.
Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.
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