lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.

Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!

lockport township high school by ihatemyschool666 January 5, 2014

Ask Him 

Awesome phrase, said to be WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho's favourite sentence. Every match he applies a submission hold and shouts it every 5 seconds. He even did it once when it wasn't a match and there was no ref in sight.

Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM!

Oppoent doesn't submit
Chris Jericho: C'mon Ref, ASK HIM!

Jericho apllies the Walls to John Cena when it is not a match
Chris Jericho: Whos the Hero Cena? ASK HIM!

Chris tries to submit R-Truth
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM What's Up!

Ask Him by R2JBL November 5, 2009

Hit the gym 

To head to the gym to work out.

Brandon: I'm really out of shape. I need to hit the gym soon.

Hit the gym by awb475 July 4, 2010

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

Hiatus

The TØP hiatus aka break that is eating us to death

hey, when will the hiatus end?

Hiatus by HunterLowenberg February 4, 2018

Hibrarian 

Someone who demands silence when they are high. As a librarian makes people in a library be quiet, a hibrarian does the same thing, only with his/her high counterparts.

*WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME*
Friend 1: Oh shit, you see that, he---
Hibrarian: Hey, shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: The fuck was that? I object to your language!
Friend 2: Ah, don't worry, he's just a hibrarian...
Hibrarian: Didn't I say to shut the fuck up?!?!

Hibrarian by JobloHobo May 24, 2013

Hiroshima 

What will happen to Justin's mums vagina when she visits Alex in Miami.

Wow Justin's mum just got hiroshima by Alex. poor Justin.

Hiroshima by PopeAlex March 10, 2020