The Children of Chaos

An awesome band.

The Children of Chaos is an awesome band.

by cocisawesome June 10, 2011

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.

Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.

by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011

Sucker Child

A child born in a situation where one of the parents did not know or want the child to be conceived. A woman may become pregnant and/or have a child without using contraceptive knowingly or without telling the father they are having their baby until it is born thus able to demand support for the child.

"He's broke because he spends all his money supporting that sucker child"

by Gigantic Dark October 30, 2011

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick February 21, 2012

SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.

On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.

by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015