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hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan
by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011
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Blow the bowl

You use this phrase to announce the fact that youre about to take a shit and probably a vicious one, hence "blowing" it up like hiroshima and nagisaki.
Bro: Yo dude im about to blow the bowl, brb.

Dude: Ok bro, take a dookie on society.

Bowl: Chya! im in it for the nookie!
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Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
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Blows snow all over the car

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021
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a rabid blow

A sexual act in which the female partner places mentos in her mouth before dumping diet coke on her man's dick and her mouth and then performing fellatio. The coke mixed with the the mentos creating a foam that ejects from her mouth like a rapid animal.
My girl gave me a rabid blow last night
by Darth Peg April 18, 2022
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Glacial blow

When a girl chews an entire packet of extra minty gum before giving oral sex
You wanna come round mine and give me a glacial blow
by zubiwubu May 5, 2024
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Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice
Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!
by Dingis232 May 3, 2023
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