1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth
Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.
banana is obiously a friut. but alot of the time is used as somone with a bent dick. its quit often used with people who have bent cocks. people make a realy big deal out of it, but they shouldn't coz its really normal. and anyway, people who do have them. apparently it feels better for the girl if you have a "Banana". so if people take the mick (they will take the mick if you have one) just be like. who gives a shit. or just dont show anyone in the first place so knowone finds out :)
PERSON A: you alright guys
PERSON B: yer banana dick
PERSON C: alright banana
or
one day chris had a blow job from PERSON E
PERSON D: what does a bit of banana tastte like then? did it tickle the back of your throat? hahaha
PERSON E: :|
or
PERSON F: i swear mate, if your banana was big enough you could fucking make it a quater pipe and we could all have a ride!
A phrase said by a man named Alex, it doesn't really mean anything but when the time is right you'll know when to say it. With lots of practice you can say it really fast
Guyone- yo he is a super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle
Guy two- yea he is really stupid