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chocolate covered banana 

1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth
Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.
banana is obiously a friut. but alot of the time is used as somone with a bent dick. its quit often used with people who have bent cocks. people make a realy big deal out of it, but they shouldn't coz its really normal. and anyway, people who do have them. apparently it feels better for the girl if you have a "Banana". so if people take the mick (they will take the mick if you have one) just be like. who gives a shit. or just dont show anyone in the first place so knowone finds out :)
PERSON A: you alright guys
PERSON B: yer banana dick
PERSON C: alright banana

or

one day chris had a blow job from PERSON E
PERSON D: what does a bit of banana tastte like then? did it tickle the back of your throat? hahaha
PERSON E: :|

or

PERSON F: i swear mate, if your banana was big enough you could fucking make it a quater pipe and we could all have a ride!
banana by held1back March 30, 2009

Banana Peal 

When a girl that has braces gives a guy a blowjob, and her braces cut up the guys dick, then you can peel the skin off like a banana peel.
Last night Stacy gave me a fucking banana peal last night, that hurt!
Banana Peal by haaaaaaaaapep January 24, 2010

artificial banana 

So umm can I borror your artificial banana
artificial banana by daymon January 19, 2003

Down Syndrome Banana 

Normally a fat, baby faced white kid with blonde hair (George Dalton) that is extremely cringy.
Banana boy "Check out my new phone"
Edgy cunt "You fucking baby faced Down Syndrome Banana"
Down Syndrome Banana by ChillyDankCat September 11, 2016

super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle 

A phrase said by a man named Alex, it doesn't really mean anything but when the time is right you'll know when to say it. With lots of practice you can say it really fast
Guy one- yo he is a super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle
Guy two- yea he is really stupid