nick

if your name is nick you have an ABSOLUTELY HUGE COCK and you’re gay (im nick btw)

my name is nick. wanna suck my cock?

by monstynoodle December 3, 2025

Nick the Naval Casualty

A Battleship legend known for heroic confidence and immediate defeat.

Refers to the unfortunate opponent who enters the game believing in strategy, only to have their fleet erased by Captain Alicia with alarming speed. Nick the Naval Casualty isn’t losing — he’s contributing ships to the ocean floor.

• “I thought Nick had a plan. Turns out he was the Naval Casualty.”
• “Carrier gone. Sub gone. Nick the Naval Casualty strikes again.”

by Justfreakinoutyanno December 16, 2025

tasty nick

n. Aussie medical expression for a small operation that is both interestingly unusual and quite appealingly remunerative.

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You didgeridoo twangers may want to stay sober in the OR today. The chief just booked a tasty nick involving a boomerang, a Wharton’s duct, and a Parson’s daughter.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Dirty nick

Someone who wants to take a poo in their 10 family trailer park bathroom after getting head with cold sores. Misses his exes!

Get in the house my child you are getting dirty nick!

by Handlehopper January 2, 2026

Nick Gillard

OK. That's the guy who choreographs the Star Wars fights.

Hym "I had heard that Hayden and them choreographed the fights but actually it was Nick Gillard. Nick Gillard. That is what the new Star Wars needs."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Nick

A crippled black dude that needs to lay off the fat chicks and fuck an actual hole instead of a roll for once.

Someone who always crip walks..

"That crippled dudes with a fat bitch again.... must be a nick."

by AntiqueFarmEquipmentOwner1886 February 3, 2025

Dirty Nick

When you cum in a girl and shit on her face she throws up you then throw up and mix it into the cum that’s still in her ass scoop it out then make her drink it.

I gave Shelly a dirty Nick there’s cum every where

by Creziz February 13, 2025