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The mythical Battleship champion known for sinking fleets with terrifying precision.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
by Justfreakinoutyanno December 10, 2025
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Refers to the unfortunate opponent who enters the game believing in strategy, only to have their fleet erased by Captain Alicia with alarming speed. Nick the Naval Casualty isn’t losing — he’s contributing ships to the ocean floor.
Refers to the unfortunate opponent who enters the game believing in strategy, only to have their fleet erased by Captain Alicia with alarming speed. Nick the Naval Casualty isn’t losing — he’s contributing ships to the ocean floor.
• “I thought Nick had a plan. Turns out he was the Naval Casualty.”
• “Carrier gone. Sub gone. Nick the Naval Casualty strikes again.”
• “Carrier gone. Sub gone. Nick the Naval Casualty strikes again.”
by Justfreakinoutyanno December 16, 2025
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