Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 3, 2023

Car crash

When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.

I car crashed at revs

by Get gacked November 6, 2023

car

Synonymous to cat

A: Awwww looks at this cute car!
B: You mean cat?

by I_own_multiple_snakes November 9, 2023

car cuck

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.

“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”

by constableslocum November 14, 2023

Car Crash Type Beat

Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"

by Viviko November 15, 2023

car sewer

A place made unfriendly or dangerous to pedestrians by cars and/or car infrastructure.

"I could never see myself moving to Dallas. It's too much of a car sewer with all its highways, parking lots, and cultureless strip malls."

by DanTheTransitMan November 17, 2023