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assurance blow

When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.
"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."
by SquidDude May 8, 2019
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.
She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.
by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019
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Blow-Upper

The accurate definition is “Gabi”.
It can be used to describe how people blow things up.
and it’s a noun LOLOL
Example below:
Zack: HEY DUDE SHE REALLY MADE BEASTLY BLOW UP!
JJ: Yeah She’s Definitely a Blow-Upper!
Zack: YO DUDE SHES A GABI!
by JJ THE PIZZA GOD April 21, 2018
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mercy blow

The literal best band.

Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.

Dirty riffs.

Fuck you, pussy.
Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard
by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey April 21, 2018
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Blow hole

Opposite of a blow job, blowing into a body hole or crevasse
She gave him a mind blowing blow hole.
by Wordhelper1010 January 5, 2018
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Blow-In

A non-native resident of an English County. Anyone without 5 generations of relative buried in the local churchyard or town cemetery.

Very passionate about local traditions, without a real clue for why they are important to the locals
John: 'Know any good local builders?'

Tom: Yes there's Gary

John: He local?

Tom: Nope, he's like us...a blow-in
by CantataFS April 19, 2018
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