A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with the U.K. and British culture, typically ignoring or even shunning their own cultural identity. Many tea-aboos talk in butchered British accents. While tea-aboos claim to love and support Birtish culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype British culture by how it appears in their favorite shows and movies, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the British.
by Lord Bangsalot May 30, 2024

A tea negro/tea nigger was a term used by the Portuguese and British on Sri Lankan slaves as they were used in tea plantations and to differ them from Indians and African slaves.
by blm2345673 November 18, 2022

There are 3 definitions for the word "tea"
The most known, the drink
Second, Tea can be used for "gossip" or drama that is told. Usually is told to "spill" which means tell.
Third, The most recent definition is "pretty" or desirable
The most known, the drink
Second, Tea can be used for "gossip" or drama that is told. Usually is told to "spill" which means tell.
Third, The most recent definition is "pretty" or desirable
1: I'm drinking some tea
2: Oh my goodness girl tell me the tea/spill the tea
3: your body is so teaa
2: Oh my goodness girl tell me the tea/spill the tea
3: your body is so teaa
by Wonderwho@nobodygoodbye May 24, 2025

Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.
Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
Ernest No I completely forgot.
Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021

A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
