take a diahhrea into a cup and spraying hairspray onto it then lighting it on fire and then when the fire stops save it. when a girl wants to give you a bj and wants to use lube, pull out your ol poo and pile it in her mouth
I was taking a nap when my girlfriend wanted to experience oral sex so I pulled it out of my sock and pile o' poo'd her.
by Grant the Hot Carl Champ January 09, 2004
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
by Maxine W September 22, 2007
What my little brother calls me
by Face Hole Guy October 02, 2018
Leaving the place where you are to seek out a toilet, because you really badly need a shit and can't possibly have one in the place you are, given the available facilites
"Were did Ray go?"
"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"
"He is having a poo at paul's, the toilets here are rank, he'll be back in twenty minutes"
by The Poo pirate January 25, 2010
by asdasbdzsjkhciu hdc March 06, 2018
A clay like poo, that needs to be broken in half by a hanger to be flush. An old fashion poo is a sign of rejoice by people with irregular bowel movements.
by Meatloaf2oo2 June 11, 2010
Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.
Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.
Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.
by Wuffageeter May 10, 2007