October 45

A day when Jesus was actually born

Billy: do you know when Jesus was born
Bob: yea on Christmas

Billy: no OCTOBER 45

by Alpha Kenny Juan October 25, 2019

October 31

The saddest anime death in history. The day Kermit is going to kill Elmo. We found his files. He will do it when Elmo comes to Kermits to trick or treat

It’s October 31st

Kermit: *kills elmo* Also Kermit: *takes elmos Hershey bars*
Donald Duck: *duck noises*
YouTube: Kermit killed Elmo....
Also YouTube with a thumbnail of dead Elmo: Top 10 saddest Anime Deaths

by lostgroceries October 25, 2019

October 31

Ok children, October 31st is national steal candy from ur friend group or family or a stranger without them knowing. :)

Lemme steal ur candy on October 31

by Nosey shit October 27, 2019

October 29

This is the day when sara asks kelvin out.

Sara:hi kalvin i like you
Kelvin:me too why are you asking me
Sara:its October 29

by sara ask kelvin October 28, 2019

October 28

belated flash titties day
if you couldn’t do it yesterday

oh it’s october 28
*flashes tits*

by pigidemic October 26, 2020

27th October

National fuck with Alfie day. If you know an Alfie, today is the day you mess with them.

"Omg its 27th October! I can fuck with alfie today!"

by Mills2618 October 27, 2020

October 28

National grab titty day

Guy 1: It’s October 28 , so it’s national grab titty day
Guy 2 : better start squeezing

by krazy!!!! October 28, 2020