Mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInSh!t September 20, 2021

Twerk Monster

A person that twerks way too much. Might need help.

That girl is such a twerk monster. Does her butt ever stop moving?

by Wafflemuggins August 13, 2022

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Durr monster

A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.

"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"

by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020