John Kerry

1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.

1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."

by Jesse1 June 27, 2005

John Denver

to pilot a small aircraft that crashes causing fatal injury to a well-known person

Did you hear about John Walton? He John Denver'd last week.

by ookaboom July 15, 2005

John Martin

A cockbag

John Martin.....

by PewDieBoot October 6, 2018

John Moorehead

A failed abortion with autism, also has an ugly fucking haircut, is a furry.

Wow that’s something John Moorehead would do

by Scooby P Dee December 14, 2018

John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.

Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.

by CollinKolar January 30, 2023

John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.

David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.

by Anonymousy June 22, 2007

John Johnson

If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.

Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.

by Eternal Dorkness October 26, 2018