So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)mug. (UK) Noise made, normally by a woman, when in a state of sexual excitement. The sound is similar to that made by chimp when on fire.
by Marky H May 3, 2006
Get the scream like a chimp on firemug. An extreme bitch who also has red hair. She usually is never in a good mood and constantly bitching at random people.
Aaron "Dude did you see Jessica?"
Josh "Yea bro she is a fire breathing thunder cunt
Aaron "Oh aight"
Josh "Yea bro she is a fire breathing thunder cunt
Aaron "Oh aight"
by xBmXiCaNx October 30, 2011
Get the fire breathing thunder cuntmug. A chant by a certain Fairy Vtuber that summons her cult. Said cult reports to be incapable of unhearing it once heard.
by Ai Risu October 20, 2021
Get the JINZOU FIRE FAIBA WAIPAmug. If you've escaped a bad situation, only to land in a worse one-- this applies. Like moving from Pittsburgh to Statesboro.
Well, gramma says you can stop cleaning up the insulin needles now and help pull up her girdle.
*sigh* this is flight 1006 originating in the frying pan, requesting an ETA on the fire.
*sigh* this is flight 1006 originating in the frying pan, requesting an ETA on the fire.
by Van Pierce March 6, 2004
Get the out of the frying pan and into the firemug. when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose
by Jonny Santaigo June 22, 2009
Get the ever lasting fire dragonmug. by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
Get the Firing Off a Few Roundsmug.