They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.
Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.
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What? No bellinis at brunch? Ipsette!
“Hey why didn’t you answer my call? Desperately need your opinion on what to wear tonight.”
“Sorry, I am at work.”
“Ugh. Ipsette.”
“Hey why didn’t you answer my call? Desperately need your opinion on what to wear tonight.”
“Sorry, I am at work.”
“Ugh. Ipsette.”
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Get the Ipsette mug.Referring to the hazy quality of New England style India Pale Ale, specifically the heavily hazy, truly opaque offerings. Often abbreviated as NEIPA the New England India Pale Ale is a traditionally hazy version of India Pale Ale, also notable for other characteristics setting it apart from other American India Pale Ales (IPAs), and especially west coast (USA) IPAs, and traditional, English IPAs.
The beer poured dense and hazy, with color of dark straw, and a nose suggesting ripe, tropical fruit. So thick was the haze it was truly IPAque. Impossible to see through, the only sure way toward clarity was to drain the glass, one loving sip at a time.
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