dick cheney

a very bad shot

i went hunting with dick cheney and lost a lrg

by wheatley boy January 11, 2009

weasel dick

A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position

Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .

by Goddess Mama October 3, 2015

Infini-Dick

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.

Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.

by infinidick March 24, 2009

cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014

Dick Cheney

Look up: Darth Vader.

If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.

by ComFan September 8, 2007

DICK RUDE

SOMEONE WHO IS OVERTLY RUDE. A PERSON WHO ACTS LIKE A DICK.

LACKING IN SOCIAL REFINEMENT.
A GUY WHOM MISTREATS A WOMAN HE IS DATING.

HE DIDN'T CALL ME ALL DAY. HE WAS TOTALLY BEING DICK RUDE.

by CFIL April 14, 2010

dick prick

When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.

"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."

"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"

by SwagAsian July 18, 2009