cock butter

seamen.......jizz.... baby batter

Man when Randy blew all his cock butter all over Cody's face it was indeed a massacre.

by timbo356 April 9, 2007

Cock Sword

The action of using your cock as a sword.

Man1: I will stab thee with my cock sword!

Man2: Oh, lord no!

by Guy in the ATM line June 6, 2007

cock bottom

when you reach the lowest point possible of your sexual life.

dude i just found out that the "girl" i slept with last night really was a guy in disguise. i just hit cock bottom!

by mxrider24 March 1, 2009

cock wizard

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.

He is a cock wizard.

-or-

He is a wizard of the cock.

by cBURT June 22, 2008

Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

cock nacho

Wang 'N Cheese
Male Genitalia

"Joe had a big bowl of cock nachos last night."

by Badong July 31, 2003

zombie cock

1. an undead rooster.
2. a penis hungry for brains.
3. a cock feeling seriously worn out.
4. an undead jerk.

1. "cock-a-doodle zombie cock."
2. "Brian get your zombie cock away from my ear!"
3. "Whoa baby, let my zombie cock chill. We've been screwing 4 days straight!"
4. "Goddamn it Joe! You're such a zombie cock."

by NixNao February 25, 2008