Properly blowed

When you smoke the perfect amount and you’re not too high but you’re high enough

*John and Jackson both take two last hits of the blunt and ditch it*

John: I’m pretty high dude.

Jackson: Yeah, that blunt got me properly blowed”

by Browhattheufck June 9, 2019

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.

She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.

by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019

Blow-Upper

The accurate definition is “Gabi”.
It can be used to describe how people blow things up.
and it’s a noun LOLOL
Example below:

Zack: HEY DUDE SHE REALLY MADE BEASTLY BLOW UP!
JJ: Yeah She’s Definitely a Blow-Upper!
Zack: YO DUDE SHES A GABI!

by JJ THE PIZZA GOD April 21, 2018

mercy blow

The literal best band.

Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.

Dirty riffs.

Fuck you, pussy.

Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard

by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey April 21, 2018

Blow hole

Opposite of a blow job, blowing into a body hole or crevasse

She gave him a mind blowing blow hole.

by Wordhelper1010 January 5, 2018

Blow-In

A non-native resident of an English County. Anyone without 5 generations of relative buried in the local churchyard or town cemetery.

Very passionate about local traditions, without a real clue for why they are important to the locals

John: 'Know any good local builders?'

Tom: Yes there's Gary

John: He local?

Tom: Nope, he's like us...a blow-in

by CantataFS April 19, 2018