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apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices
Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.
by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021
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Angry Apple Disease

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 9, 2021
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Jack Apple Chin

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
by CelticEagle February 9, 2021
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Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.
Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Apple

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win
by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021
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Adam's Oral Apple

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.
Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.

Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.
by sorry about this word February 22, 2021
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