The Turtle Just Passed You 

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

The Turtle Just Passed You by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013

you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

you get that on the big jobs by Random3 December 23, 2009

The Sara Jay 

When giving a man oral sex, spit on the penis and create a line of saliva from the penis to the tongue. While the saliva is dangling, still connected from penis to tongue, move your tongue in an up and down motion vigorously. Then continue performing oral sex. Made famous by world famous Pornstar Sara Jay.

My wife gave me "The Sara Jay" last night or My wife gave me some Sara Jay head.

The Sara Jay by AK47Kush December 7, 2011

The Matty John 

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

The Matty John by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022

The Bron Jame 

the basketballer The bron jame but epic

"yoooo look at The Bron Jame ballin!"
"damn fr, this man must be the real Lebron James"

The Bron Jame by The Bron Jame (real) March 2, 2021

Dwayne The Wok Johnson 

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh

Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

Dwayne The Wok Johnson by The Talibans friend November 2, 2021

The New Jan Brady 

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

The New Jan Brady by JingleDangle June 19, 2019