track rat 

A motor sport fan who feels most comfortable living in anachronistic shanty towns hastily setup at a race track for long periods of time.Typified by a lack of shaving or shame.Opposite of a day fag.similar to a hobo.

That guy brought his own satellite dish what a track rat.

track rat by silverpairaducks February 19, 2011

crack rat 

1) Name for the crazy large mutant street rats found in the city, often mistaken for small house cats and seen scurrying around late at night

2) A person acting crazy or stupid, overly goofy, bizarre, or excited, usually used in a humorously pejorative manner, sometimes refers to a state reached from excessive use of caffeine or alcohol. Someone who gets their crackage on. Similar to lunchbox or goofball or crackhead.

Dude, did you see that crack rat? Almost bit off my toe!

You are such a crack rat, why did you take your clothes off in the hallway?!

I am such a crack rat, I sucked down 5 red bulls in an hour.

crack rat by ptree March 25, 2008

Net Rat 

A net rat is someone who spends all their time on the internet because they have nothing better to do.

"Maddi is such a net rat!"

Net Rat by Maddi & Ashleigh February 14, 2009

whore rat 

A chick that is beyond a hood rat, more grimey and diseased than just a whore.

Check out that whore rat with that odd looking rash on her arms...

whore rat by JMZ27 July 2, 2009

ninja rat 

is someone' s girlfriend has got a fat hairy pussy

dave say's to sarah girl u got a ninja rat (a fat hairy pussy)

ninja rat by simon bentley August 29, 2009

skid rat goof

A skid, who is a rat and a goof. Somebody who hangs out with losers...you know, the loser group of people where there's so many losers they feel extreme, but are actually skids because they smoke butts and have pimples...and they're jealous of your ultimate coolness, so they rat you out to police. Thus enabling you to call them a goof. Might not actually be a child fucking goof, but the next worse thing.

It's your best friend's bday and you go out to the bar, even though you are on probation and have a court order against it. You see a skid rat goof in the bar and ignore them as they're obviously way below your pimp status. While you're stumbling back to your place at 4am that morning, the cops pick you up because they had an "anonymous tip" that your drunk ass was out on the street.

You: "That fucking skid rat goof!"

skid rat goof by westernclassics October 13, 2009

Spike Rat 

A small rodent that lies underneath the folds of flubber of an obese man. The rodent survives in hot moist areas of the body living off of sweat and missed food particals. If is very docile and can be easily trained. Can grow up to the size of a toy poodle.

Did you see the Spike Rat that was living between Billy's flubber? I think the Spike Rat was eating cookie crumbs.

Spike Rat by mioak September 20, 2011