one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

one handed muppet strangler by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

One Tweet Stand 

When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.

Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.

One Tweet Stand by TheDictionaryQueen August 29, 2009

One Eyed Tie Dye. 

After dropping acid, proceed to have intercourse. ( preferably anal. ) proceed to pound as needed. you are at near climax, pull out. ( otherwise known as "Exodus." ) once "Exodus" has occurred, ejaculate into one eye. ( non specific as to right or left. ) the combination of loss of sight, use of acid, and extreme hilarity will cause a hallucinogenic tie died pattern to appear in the eye of said partner. ( This entry does neither condone nor condemn the use of controlled substances. ) ENJOY!!

I gave this girl a one eyed tie dye. It was awesome until she got up and chased me.As a result of the lack of depth perception she fell down her front steps.

One Eyed Tie Dye. by pittencepusher4u March 29, 2010

one-ring sting 

same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'

one-ring sting by peekle April 30, 2010

One Eyed Sea Monster 

A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)

Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!

One Eyed Sea Monster by NinjaGangsta September 2, 2010

one eyed mule 

A stubborn person or thing. From the old saying, "Stubborn as a one eyed mule."

I'm trying to get the jam open but this lid is stubborn as a one eyed mule!

one eyed mule by Dictive March 20, 2011

One Rep Champion 

When you go to a gym and you see people who load too much weight up on a machine and then proceed to do 1- 4 repetitions with extremely poor form and improper technique, which generally leads to hilarious outcomes.

Also used to describe people who load up machines to make themselves seem strong. but in reality are just weak and making a fool of themselves

Mate "Hey dude check out that guy over there trying to dumbbell curl 20 Kg's"
Me "Hahaha yeah, he's got more swing happening than a major league baseballer. What a one rep champion!"

Mate "look at Herp, he loaded up 150kg's on bench"
Me "...........yeah but if his spotter wasn't there he wouldn't be able to do half of that weight"
Mate " Look at him, whatta head!"
Me "ONE REP CHAMPION"

One Rep Champion by scriberz June 22, 2011