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leprechaun kiss 

Get on your knees bitch, and give me some leprechaun kisses!
leprechaun kiss by cheath80 October 24, 2008

Glasscow Kiss 

1. Kissed performed unto one through the use of a cow made from glass or glass-like material.

2. The improper spelling of "Glasgow Kiss" generally perpetuated by individuals of the female species"
(To anyone that has recently become an enemy to said female)

"Your gunna get glasscow kisssed."

(Note the ignorance used when attempting to spell this otherwise formidable action.)
Glasscow Kiss by S3C7R4 January 5, 2009

Maryland Kiss 

When a driver bumps into your car at low speed. Very common in Maryland, where poor driving is the norm.
I was stopped at a red light and this idiot gave me a Maryland Kiss. I didn't even HAVE to look at the plates to tell where he was from.
Maryland Kiss by Paddington Beard November 7, 2011

Fart Kiss 

When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.
*wants to surprise gf/bf*

*gives fart kiss*

*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*
Fart Kiss by SG94 October 3, 2012

Elephant Kiss 

When two people rub their butts (trunks) together. Like a butterfly kiss, but with your butt
Cmon over here and give me that elephant kiss
Elephant Kiss by gmbrakr September 3, 2020

german bloodhound kiss 

The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.
"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."