Eight and a half by eleven

A common size of white printer paper which is slang for white people.

“These eight and a half by elevens are complaining that we have an aisle for our hair care”

by Sancheezits December 29, 2022

half stat

A half stat is when u land a girl but have to reject her coz u have a gf

James landed a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

Camp Half Blood

The badass camp for demi gods (from the Percy Jackson Series by Rick Riordan) with shitty lives

My dad left before I was born, I have dyslexia and ADHD, I'm bullied, and I usually blow up half the schools I go to, ill fit right in at Camp Half Blood

by Garryteehee August 11, 2024

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021