smeagol face

A person whos face and/or body that resembles smeagol's out of lord of the rings. Basically an ugly skinny looking hobbit, that wants his precious one.

What the fuck did you do that for? you stupid fucking smeagol face. ugly cunt

by Begum March 16, 2005

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Crumple face

Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.

-I would probably have sex with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.

-Tori Spelling

by Davein February 2, 2009

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vato face

the face you make as you stab your victim violently.

" hey cavarone put on your vato face cause we're about to get jumped aye."

by benny doversonington April 13, 2009

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face-capade

A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.

Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!

by The Steng March 11, 2010

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