Crumple face

Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.

-I would probably have sex with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.

-Tori Spelling

by Davein February 2, 2009

Biscuit Face

Somebody with a chunky yet fluffy face that doesn't give you your way.

I want to go out to eat so you can take it or leave it biscuit face.

Shut up biscuit face.

by Silversesu March 21, 2012

smeagol face

A person whos face and/or body that resembles smeagol's out of lord of the rings. Basically an ugly skinny looking hobbit, that wants his precious one.

What the fuck did you do that for? you stupid fucking smeagol face. ugly cunt

by Begum March 16, 2005

hk face

hong kong face

-.-;;
-_-
-_-(m)
/")_("\
T_T
0_o
>_<

like omg!~! keke huhuh la~ >_<

by jim January 16, 2003

MySpace Face

When someone's photos online make them appear hotter than they are in real life.

"He looked cute online, but when we met he had a myspace face."

by Sansserif December 26, 2006

duck face

a girls craving to get some fat dick stuffed into her mouth

omg i love duck faces

by fuckdaze May 22, 2012

wiped it's face

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009