Cream of Mushroom Tattoo 

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

cream doughnut

When you have a blister on the end of your finger and it pops whilst fingering a girl

Me : bro why did you pop your blister

Slade : didn't mean to man accidentally gave some bird a cream doughnut

cream doughnut by sladedidthis October 5, 2015

cream beam 

A load of stringy ejaculate that manages to stay in long piece.

"I shot a cream beam right on her face!"

Length: From forehead to chin

cream beam by DiddleDoodleDickNoodle September 11, 2016

Creamed spinach 

A word to describe someone who is clearly under the influence of cannabis.

Synonyms: cooked, baked, creamed, high as fuck

I just smoked some dank spinach and I've now turned into creamed spinach.

Creamed spinach by cookingwithspinach June 20, 2017

Boston Cream 

When a man is getting a blowjob and when he cums, he does it on a donut and the person eats it afterwards.

That chick gave me a Boston Cream last night.

Boston Cream by JtotheBry December 29, 2012

Crispy Cream 

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

Crispy Cream by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014

Ice-Cream Social 

Code for a drinking party. So the booze is replaced with "Ice-Cream". IE a way to talk about a drinking party infront of stupid people you don't want knowing about said drinking party.

Hey wanna have an Ice-Cream Social tonight? I can bring soda and we can make floats if you know what I mean ;) ;)

Hey can you get some Ice-Cream for tonights hangout? I wanna get chocolate wasted!

Ice-Cream Social by Al-Pal9816 May 5, 2016