Beef Rugs are similar to beef curtains but with much more girth. As rugs are heavier and thicker than curtains, beef rugs are heavier and thicker than beef curtains. They are also referred to as baby brains.
"Her beef rugs are worse than a pink sock."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."
by Ars3Pwnd3r March 30, 2013
Get the Beef Rugsmug. The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob
by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020
Get the Beef Jerkymug. by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020
Get the Smoked beefmug. by NardNardler August 23, 2021
Get the Beef Blargetmug. When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
Get the Beef Queefmug. The act of a Tennessee tractor pull mixed with an Arabian desert sandstorm, leaving the sexual receiver in coma or unconscious state
Last night rob “big beefed” Joey so hard heffe had to drive Joey to the hospital, he was unconscious!
by Father McKinley February 1, 2021
Get the Big beefedmug. 