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bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
bang ratio by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
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Bang Sick 

Doing something out of control. The act of being out of control. i.e Banging Sick.
What are you doing on the football field naked!? You're banging sick . This tornado is bang sick right about now.
Bang Sick by Flankfelt October 22, 2013
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A fat whale that is too lazy to move. Comes from latin origin in 16th century from the word bagine - a utensil used to capture whaling vesel used to capture oversized whales on the coast of japan.
Wow, mom did you see that Bags' surface and shoot water out of its blow hole.
Bags by buhs May 20, 2015

bang bang 

Signature Term used by Keith Cozart (Chief Keef, Almighty sosa). Also used to imply a shooting. The word is used by tons of Fuck Boys who think they're cool and have only head "i don't like"
"drop a nigga down like i drop my phone, bang bang !"
bang bang by jimmysprite July 5, 2015

Bang fire 

1) when two gingers are having intercourse.

2) Gonorrhea.

3) bangs lighting on fire.
Dude #1: so what happened to you last night?

Dude #2: that girl gave me a serious case of bang fire...
Bang fire by Gemstone November 29, 2015
Guys, theres a BANG on it's way!
BANG by GOldenBurrito November 19, 2017

bang bang clap clap 

When two people ha e sex