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mom banana

a banana that is too spotty, bruised or whiffy for anyone to really want to eat but not bad enough to throw out - the type of fruit Mom will eat it since she paid good money to bring fruit into this house and it's still "good" - perfect to eat with a mom sandwich
"Want some fruit on your Cheerios?"

"All I got is a mom banana and a narsty old orange - I'll pass."
mom banana by lpeers April 15, 2010
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cheesy banana 

adjective: a penis covered in cum
The phrase cheesy banana is usually used to insult someone, similar to calling them a dick.

Ex: "You sir are a cheesy banana."

old banana

old banana is synonymous for sucka. a derogatory term for someone acting foolish.
old banana by aaron n keif February 14, 2007

melt-banana 

extraordinary speedcore band from Japan popularised in the UK by the late great John Peel. Features Agata on guitar (and surgical mask), who uses a dozen pedals in order to produce his unique sound; the fairly spunktastic Yasuko on yelping vocals; the mightily arousing diminutive Rika on throbbing bass; and a succession of drummers. Exhilarating stuff, to be sure.
"I say, I wouldn't mind a meat sandwich with these melt-banana (sic) girls!"
melt-banana by moi777 June 23, 2008

fiery banana

when a guy covers his wang with hot sauce and proceeds to fornicate with a woman.
whys that bottle of hot sauce on the night stand honey?

for a fiery banana of course!

suck it bitch!
fiery banana by stfuwtsx3 September 30, 2010

bruised banana 

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
bruised banana by RedSpectre August 9, 2012

Hannah the Banana

The girl who sings I am a banana at random parts of the day. She's involved in swimming and swan club. Is also known as a buttmuncher. Her friends Hillary & Marissa are pretty much awesome!
Marissa:"You're such a Hannah the Banana!"