ass slapping 

1. To be extremely cool
2. To enjoy to an extreme degree
3. The act of slapping someone ass

1. Wow, that shot was ass slapping Mark!
2. We had an ass slapping time at Gabes' party last night, you should have been there.
3. Jessica loves when I give her a couple ass slappings.

ass slapping by Traggik Endings February 19, 2004

ass s'more 

a snack consisting of graham cracker, chocolate and marshallow prepared by sticking said ingredients up one's ass and sitting in a hot tub for six minutes.

Damn, these ass s'mores be tastier than a motherfucker!

I found an anal pube in Grandmother Louise's ass s'more.

ass s'more by Professor Timmy C May 20, 2003

ass muffin 

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

ass muffin by Megdolly December 10, 2008

ass champion 

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)

frank is such an ass champion

ass champion by not an ass champ June 9, 2007

ass nuts

when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts

man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit

ass nuts by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2009

Ass Bubbles 

Ass Bubbles. n

1. Ass bubbles is a game that is played generally played by two people, but the rules and gameplay are open to allow for more players.

The game begins by chewing bubble gum. It is recommended that the players use either giant gumballs or several pieces of gum to allow for large bubbles. Players then remove their clothes for the next stage of the game.
A player must then bend over so that another player may use his of her chewed wad of gum to cover the bending player's asshole.

As for the player who is bending over, they are welcome to continue chewing their gum until it it is time for them to put it in someone else's asshole. Meanwhile, this player must fart, causing a bubble to be created from their ass, and assbubble if you will. The player who placed the gum in the asshole must then pop the bubble with their teeth and eat it out of the other person's asshole.
The game continues until all players have eaten gum from assholes and had gum eaten from their assholes.

2. A synonym for "grab ass."

1. "So did you finally get to bone Carly last night?"
"Nah man, but we totally played ass bubbles!"

2. "Will you two stop playing ass bubbles and get back to work."

Ass Bubbles by t-kwono July 5, 2010

ass crackle

take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass

guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday

ass crackle by theawesomeporra February 22, 2011